100 FOLLOWERS!!

I hope everyone is having an awesome Friday night and doing some crazy stuff.

Today I woke up to some awesome news. I reached over 100 followers and I want to say thank you so much for the follows, new and old! I am so happy!! You guys are truly the best. I want you to all know how much I appreciate it.

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Another special thank you to those who read my blog that are not WordPress members and can’t technically ‘follow’ me.. I know you read and THANK YOU.

Wow, I feel like I’m accepting an Emmy.

I promise there will be a ton of stuff coming up still this month that I’m hoping you guys will enjoy reading.

HERE IS A CELEBRATORY LIST OF 100 THINGS I THINK ARE GREAT:

**Dislaimer: Half of this is food***

  1. My Boyfriend (DUH)
  2. Shih Tzus
  3. All Other Dogs
  4. The Beach
  5. Traveling
  6. Writing
  7. Coffee (Even Though I Can’t Drink It)
  8. TEA
  9. Photography
  10. Mad Men
  11. The Office
  12. Parks & Recreation
  13. Portlandia
  14. Any Movie Starring Leonardo Dicaprio
  15. Hiking
  16. Makeup
  17. Cheese Sauce
  18. Pretzels With Cheese
  19. Chicken Tenders
  20. Freshly Made Guacamole/Hummus
  21. BBQ
  22. Chicago
  23. Uber Drivers That Don’t Talk To You
  24. Cupcakes, Cake, Brownies, Ice Cream, Cookies
  25. Smoothies
  26. HGTV
  27. Food Network
  28. Christmas
  29. Thanksgiving
  30. New Years Eve
  31. Halloween
  32. Whale Watching
  33. Going To Flea Markets
  34. Bicycling
  35. Clothes That Are Cute
  36. Concerts That Are Good
  37. Goats
  38. Bunnies
  39. Mashed Potatoes + Baked Potatoes
  40. Honeycrisp Apples
  41. Apple Cider
  42. Strongbow Apple Cider
  43. Wine (Specifically Moscato)
  44. Bonfires
  45. Smore’s
  46. Netflix
  47. Doing Crafts
  48. Decorating My Room
  49. Elephants
  50. Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
  51. Watching Vlogs
  52. Reading Blogs
  53. Snow (When I Don’t Have To Go Out In It)
  54. Hot Chocolate
  55. Fall Out Boy (2009 & Before)
  56. Panic! at the Disco (Same as Fall Out Boy)
  57. Marina and the Diamonds
  58. Fuzzy Blankets
  59. Soft Pillows
  60. Autumn Weather
  61. Autumn Candles
  62. ALL CANDLES
  63. IKEA Adventures
  64. Petting Puppies I Can’t Have
  65. Thunderstorms
  66. Italian Food
  67. Planning Trips
  68. Working Out Regularly (I’m Bad At This)
  69. British Accents
  70. Long Walks Through Wooded Areas
  71. Mountains
  72. Sunsets
  73. People Down With Womens Rights
  74. People Down With LGBTQ
  75. Dark Lipsticks
  76. Mexican Food
  77. Laughing
  78. Antique Shopping
  79. Old Houses (Tours of Old Houses)
  80. Anything From The 1950’s or 1960’s
  81. Old Cars
  82. Celebrity Stalking
  83. Kraft Mac and Cheese
  84. Ida Garten
  85. GUY FIERI
  86. Sweatpants, Hair-Tye, Chillin’ with No Makeup On
  87. Drake
  88. Croutons
  89. Baking Desserts
  90. Planning Birthday Bashes
  91. Instagram
  92. People Who Aren’t Racist
  93. Sweaters
  94. Pink Lemonade
  95. Hot Tubs
  96. High-Waisted Everything
  97. Pretzels
  98. Road Trips
  99. Breakfast Places
  100. Hockey

If you actually read through this list, or if you just skimmed, I hope you new followers got a little glimpse into what I like and who I am.

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

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Simple, Comfy Fall Look

I wanted to keep it pretty simple today with my post, so here’sIMG_2708
a few shots of me in my comfy fall outfit. I love to wear neutrals basically all year, so when fall rolls around i’m super into mossy green, copper, burgundy, mustard and of course black and white.

I’m chopping some hair off next week, so for now I’ve just been keeping it up. I’m not into it at all right now!

My makeup is much more dramatic than I usually wear for an everyday, but I was feeling some purple smokey eyes and bright lips today.

I would say this look is sitting-in-class approved. IMG_2699 SHIRT: H&M  IMG_2703PANTS: PACSUN (A few years ago)

Thanks so much for reading and hello new subscribers!!!

I’ll be back with a longer post tomorrow

BIG BOOB PROBLEMS

D-Cup and up, what’s up?

If you are a member of the heavy-chested gang, you have probably dealt with several irritating incidents that have made you want to saw them off with a butter knife (or is that just me?). This isn’t to say that I don’t love my body, because I do, and sometimes I feel very blessed to have the assets that I do.. but there are times that I just CAN’T STAND THEM.

If you’ve ever been puzzled why women would ever want gigantic boobs, then read on and relate to these issues only girls with big boobs have:


  • Finding a bikini top is so….hard…

There are tons of things that can go wrong while trying to find a bikini top. You grab an XL cause it’s the only size that can fit your boobs, but then its WAY too big for your waist. You finally find a size that fits you.. AND ITS HIDEOUS. There are not a lot of options for gals with big boobs in the swimwear world.

This year I found mine on ASOS. They have a whole section for “DD+ Swimwear” which is a total lifesaver.

  • Clothes Don’t Fit Over Your Boobs

Finding adorable clothes that you think you can fit in, then you go in the dressing room and want to cry.. yeah we’ve all been there. Just stick to oversized and stretchy materials and you should have a shot. But, you can completely scratch button-up shirts off your shopping list, cause those will never happen.

  • Having a Serious Love/Hate Relationship with Them

Some days you wake up and feel like a super-fab chick and are ready to go out and work your body, and other days you want to wear a huge, oversized sweater and a scarf and hope no one can see the monsters under your shirt. It happens.

And don’t pretend like you’ve never researched breast reduction surgery!

  • Working Out Can Be Rough

Just one sports bra is not enough, we need two of them! Low-cut, adorable fitness outfits are a no, we will be there in an oversized t-shirt hoping that while we’re on the elliptical, no is noticing the BOUNCE.

  • Bending Over in a Low-Cut Top

Self-Explanatory.. and annoying.

  • All Weight Gain Seems to go to Them

How does this new bra I just got barely fit anymore? Oh, right, I ate too much last night. For some reason, fat seems to find its way into your boobs even though we all know we don’t need it.

  • Body-Con Dress = Instant Porn Star

Deciding on a body-con dress can be awesome for a night out on the town for any normal woman.. but, when you are dealing with more in the chest area.. you can instantly turn in to an x-rated film star. But, you will totally be the envy of every girl on the dancefloor, so WORK IT.

  • Bralettes Are Cute, But Will Never Happen

They’ve been pretty big in fashion under tank tops and sweaters as a comfy alternative to a full-on-bra, and they just look so dainty and cute.. but they just will never happen. It’s like trying to fit a watermelon in a sock.

  • BRAS ARE SO EXPENSIVE 

Victorias Secret and Pink just cannot contain the madness under your top, usually. If you a D or DD, you can sometimes find some that sort-of work, but they just aren’t made for girls like us.
So we are left to getting ugly, specialty bras that can cost $100.

We NEED MORE OPTIONS!

7 Irritations Only Women With Tattoos Will Understand

There  is no better permanent self-expression than a well-done tattoo. Of course, they’re not for everyone; kind of like blue lipstick isn’t for everyone, but do we say anything to THOSE people.. no.. we look away. As women are becoming more and more liberated (or trying), tattoos are becoming even more acceptable in modern society (not that we care).

I am definitely far from “tatted up”, but I do have a few tattoos and it’s enough to have gathered some knowledge on what it’s like to be a 2015 woman with some super cool body art.


Here are the biggest irritations only women with tattoos will understand:

  • Being Told “You’re Gonna Regret That”

Chances are we’re not going to “regret that” and even if we do.. let us deal with that later on. We got these tattoos because we loved them and wanted them on us permanently; that’s a big commitment that we probably thought out.

  • Having Older People Gawk At You In Public

    **Bonus Irritation: They Talk Loud Enough for You to Hear Them Insult You

Nothing better then being in line to grab a coffee, looking over and seeing a few middle-aged people whispering to each other while obviously staring (and sometimes pointing) at your tattoos. Sometimes you even get the added bonus of them talking purposefully loud enough for you to hear that they HATE your tattoo and that they would NEVER do that. Sorry we can’t please you, Carol.

  • When Your Color Tattoos Clash With Your Outfit

Not a huge deal, but can lead to a little bit of irritation. Your yellow little bird on your arm may turn you into a walking McDonald’s advertisement with that new red dress, but worse things have happened.

  • Having To Cover Up For Work

Most shops, restaurants and companies aren’t about you showing off your ink at work. It’s getting better, but most of the time we are forced to cover. This is especially bad if you have a tattoo in the middle of your arm or leg (long sleeves in the summer is always an awful idea). But, hey, Urban Outfitters is always hiring? Don’t worry gals, it’ll all be better soon.

  • When Everyone Asks To See It + What It Means

If you have never been asked this, you probably don’t have a visible tattoo.. in which case you are kind of lucky. Yes you can see it. No it didn’t hurt that bad. That’s cool you wanna get one too.

Assuming it means something is kind of annoying for the people who just wanted some nice art. A lot of the time, people do have an explanation, but it also doesn’t mean they want to tell you about it: It could be personal!

Thank you for the compliments, but we are sick of explaining.

  • People Reminding You That “Men Don’t Like Women With Tattoos”

*Flips Hair*

Is there any water in that pool? I can’t even tell cause its so SHALLOW!!!!!

But, really, if you’re that big of a tool…. keep on walking.

People Assume That You Must Be A Lesbian, Do Drugs and Not Go To School.

If you are a lesbian who does drugs and happens to not go to school, DO YOU, BOO. But, often people think that if you have a tattoo at least one of these must be true. I’m sorry that my portrait of my dead cat leads you to these assumptions!